officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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28.Jul.14 2 days ago

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

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28.Jul.14 2 days ago

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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28.Jul.14 2 days ago

illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

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28.Jul.14 2 days ago

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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